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The needed sequel to Super Smash Bros., Super Smash Sis. for Wii U / 3DS is an upcoming game for the 2014 year. It is highly anticipated by feminists from around the globe and critically acclaimed by others in third-world countries.


GameplayEdit

The mechanics of this game are similar to Super Smash Bros., where characters can jump, run, attack, and throw items at other players. It should be noted that many of the characters are pink, a stereotypical female colour. Unlike Super Smash Bros., tripping is in this game, to symbolize the female cast's spontaneous casualties of PMS.

Boss BattleEdit

There is a boss battle feature in this game, where all the bosses compromise of Male characters, who seek out to impregnate the helpless female staff. Rumour has it this feature was implimented by Sakurai in order to emphasize that women can gather their own will power to prevent rape and abuse from nasty men.

Egg RunnersEdit

To mirror Super Smash Bros., a special game mode has been implemented which reflects Coin Runners. In this game mode, females run to try to collect as many eggs as possibly to rejuvinate their genetalia. Promotional flyers for this special game mode have been handed out in the form of fish-eggy smelling perfume-like packets.

CharactersEdit

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The original characters.

So far, only a handful of females have been confirmed to be playable in this installment, who are as follows:

  • Princess Peach
  • Princess Daisy
  • Rosalina & Luma
  • Toadette

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